Wide Awake in Wonderland

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Hotel alarm clocks messing with my head July 19, 2008

Filed under: General bitching,humor,Life,Self-analysis — wideawakeinwonderland @ 8:47 pm
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Why is the digital clock in every hotel room in America ten minutes fast? Is this just me? Is this a conspiracy against me? Is there a poltergeist that laughs his a$$ off every time I get into a new hotel room and have a mini-heart attack because I thought I had fifteen minutes but I only have five!?

I can picture him now, rolling around on the bedspread that hasn’t been laundered since 1988, chortling about how it “never gets old…”


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